Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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