Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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