i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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