At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
