went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm like, not good at living.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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