um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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