We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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