We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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