I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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