So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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