I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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