is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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