It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
