I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
please come you make the beer taste better
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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