sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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