in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
When are your genitals available?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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