He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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