Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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