apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
All the doctor said was why
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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