I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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