You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
