I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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