I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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