I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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