I'm drive I can fine osifer
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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