That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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