Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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