i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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