guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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