used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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