My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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