Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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