before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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