super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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