We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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