awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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