we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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