I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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