I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Randomize
