i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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