i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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