Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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