would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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