I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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