ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
