you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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