Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
