I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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