He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Help. Why am I so naked?
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