Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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