how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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