He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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